Rumspringa ’26

A brick = one distinct bowel movement event, defined by two things: location and continuity. Multiple releases in one sitting, one spot, one continuous effort = 1 brick, no matter how many separate splashes you hear.

If the event starts in one location and concludes in a different location, each location counts as its own brick. Walking counts as leaving. Pants count as a location.

Example: underwear deposit on the trail, then finishing the job at the bath house = 2 bricks. Officially known as a Yard Sale.

Even at the same location, if 30+ minutes pass and you fully got up, left, and came back, that's a new event = separate brick. Sitting there scrolling your phone doesn't reset the clock — you have to actually leave.

A flurry of quick releases in one continuous sitting is still 1 brick. Volume and frequency within a session don't multiply the count. This is not a stats farming mechanic.

Farts, near misses, false alarms, dry heaves, and anything that doesn't produce a confirmed result. No brick, no matter how confident you were walking in.

Bricks are self-logged. Under the Public Record Clause, if it happens in front of witnesses, any attendee present may log it on the reporter's behalf if they're too traumatized to do it themselves.

Cosmetic only — still 1 brick each unless Rule 2 applies:

🛍️ Yard Sale — multi-location event (see Rule 2)
🍽️ Grand Slam — event follows a full meal within the hour
📸 Photo Finish — verified with photo evidence in Snapshots (use your judgment)

Contested bricks go to Brick Court — majority vote of attendees present at the time. No brick is added or removed without quorum.

Handling business along the riverbank or in the woods while fishing counts as one zone, regardless of exactly where in the brush you ducked into. Doesn't become a Yard Sale unless you return to camp and go again later (see Rule 3).

Modifies Rule 2. If you're forced to move mid-event for reasons outside your control — bathhouse occupied, bugs, someone walking up — and you resume within 10 minutes, it's still 1 brick. Yard Sale status only applies to relocations that are your own fault, i.e. you simply didn't make it in time.

Sit down, nothing happens, get up, come back and finish within 5 minutes? Still 1 brick. Rule 3's 30-minute reset doesn't apply to quick false starts — you have to actually leave the area and move on with your life for it to count as new.

Unwitnessed claims with no evidence and no follow-up are provisional — they don't hit the Wall until either confirmed by the reporter under questioning or ratified by Brick Court (Rule 8). Self-reporting is trusted; self-reporting that gets challenged is not automatically believed.

Anything logged between midnight and 5 AM earns a 🌙 designation for bragging rights. Cosmetic only — still exactly 1 brick. No stat inflation for suffering in the dark.

Two people going at the same time in different spots log independently. No team bricks, no shared credit, no splitting one event across two people's counters.

Whether you bury it, burn it, or leave it for the raccoons has zero effect on the count. Sanitation is a personal choice; the Wall doesn't care about your methodology.